Amber Thessaily - Guest Post

Posted on Friday, July 4, 2014 12:00 AM
So Metallica play Glastonbury and the world didn’t end. I’ll be honest, I thought it might. Figured the hinky, something’s coming feeling, that there-but-not-quite-there squamous sensation that’s clearly heralding some sort of big bad ‘other’ would turn out to be linked to that. Not because all metal bands are Devil worshiping Satanists, far from it, more that the convergence of that much raw power (the biggest metal band in the world – trust me, they have power, with a capital POW) that close to the Salisbury ley lines would have some sort of huge mystical ramifications. Especially if Hammet is using THAT guitar. For those of us with sight the Tor would be lit up and visible from hundreds of miles around, that was for sure.

But it didn’t happen. And so, instead of holding off an imminent apocalypse, I’m here writing this. A blog. To advertise my book. Right.

Incidentally, Dolly didn’t bring about the end of the world either. I only mention this as a point of interest and because, well, because, to be completely honest, I’m not really sure what else to say.  Now if anyone was going to bring about the end of the world and ultimate evil I’d kind of want it to be her. Imagine Dolly in her white and rhinestones, head of a new world order where man is enslaved to the every whim of Demonkind all to the sound of ‘Jolene’…

Actually don’t. Some things are potentially too terrifying, even for the most hardener demon hunter.

Anyway, I digress. Apparently, what I should be writing is some kind of blah, blah, blah about the book I wrote.  Far as I can see, there’s not a great deal to say, other than that it’s a good book. No, it’s a great book. I mean, it’s not like I often get the time to set down somewhere and lose myself in a book. Generally, demon hunting doesn’t leave much time for anything more than the usual musty tomes of Demon lore, but, if I had more time for the occasional fiction break, it’s totally the kind of book I would want to set down and read. Well, that’s not entirely true. If I had a choice it’d be those books about the funny wizard guy. Not the David Jason one, the other one. Y’know the one with the skull. His books. Yeah, I’d be reading those. Then my book.  Because my book is great – did I say that already?

Loren Mathis
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